Marian Diana♥

don’t you hate it when you offer someone food and they say yes

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swagtasticswaggiemcswaggyswag:

greeneggs-and-hamlet:

swagtasticswaggiemcswaggyswag:

someone just asked me if i was high                              

With that url, I can see why they asked.

hey man thats cold, colder than the ice  pack that never leaves my freezer

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servant-of-the-earth:

sandandglass:

My cellphone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me.

This is the most accurate thing ever.

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death-by-lulz:

krvsty:

yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains

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glorzsz:

Oww

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vincereauimori:

mrsmelchiorgabor:

the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.

some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that

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shit-wentz:

if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me

and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

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chickensandwich:

the ultimate prank

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lulz-time:

eencrawford:

the first 3D movie i ever saw was that spy kids movie and i was so disoriented afterwards that i fell down the stairs

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dj-bsnow:

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude

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